A man wearing a Darth Vader mask and cape robbed a Chase bank branch on Long Island on Thursday, police said.This is classic. If you look behind Darth Vader, there's a man that seems to be squirming in pain. Perhaps Darth Vader is using the force on that unfortunate guy.
The thief entered a branch in Setauket at 11:30 a.m. and demanded money from a teller. But instead of using a light saber, "Darth" threatened the teller with a semiautomatic gun.
The teller gave the robber some cash from the drawer.
The Darth Vader thief, described as between 6 feet and 6 feet 2 inches tall, took off heading east through the bank's parking lot.
In addition to the mask and cape, he was also wearing camouflage pants.
Police have not said if Luke Skywalker has offered to help track "Vader" down.
"Police have not said if Luke Skywalker has offered to help track "Vader" down."
Where is Luke Skywalker when you need him the most eh? Maybe he's busy eating something at a burger joint.
Instead of using a lightsaber, Vader uses gun. I think Darth Sidious is doing a facepalm right now. /rofl
'Till my next installment.