Charlie Sheen Quotes

Charlie Sheen, the A-list actor who has been in the hot seat for the past few months, have of course like all other people notable and memorable quotes. These quotes surely came from his life experiences, love tragedies, and from fun moments being a comedian.

Anyway I listed here some of the best Charlie Sheen quotes around the web. You can use these quotes in real life or anywhere applicable, so long as you use them smoothly of course. Just a warning though, the following Charlie Sheen quotes are somewhat, if not absolutely, famous.

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Charlie Sheen Quotes
  • “There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper.”
  • “I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get slaughtered. That’s where you get embarrassed. From the prom queen.”
  • “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”
  • “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”
  • “I dare anyone to debate me on things.”
  • “I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”
  • “If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.”
  • “I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”
  • “Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”
  • "I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."
  • "You can’t process me with a normal brain."
  • “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
  • "I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."
  • “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”
  • “Check it, Alex, I embarrassed (Two and a Half Men creator, Chuck Lorre) in front of his children and the world by healing at a rate that his unevolved mind can’t process.”
  • “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”
  • “Oh wait, can’t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh bye.”
  • “I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. It’s over. There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
  • "Can't is the cancer of happening."
  • “Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”
  • “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
  • “I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”
  • “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”
  • “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”
  • “People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself Charlie Sheen.”
  • “Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”
  • “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
  • “I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”
  • “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”
  • “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”
  • “They lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say “I CAN’T PROCESS IT,” well, no, you never will, just stop trying. Sit back and enjoy the show.”
  • “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”
  • “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."
  • "I’m an F-18, bro.”
  • “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”
  • "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
  • "I'm bi-winning."
  • "C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."
  • "Winning."
  • "Bring me Dr. Clown shoes."

Some of these Charlie Sheen quotes are amazing, but some are just totally retarded. Just make sure to stay away from the most used ones because it'll be pretty obvious you're quoting quotes from Charlie Sheen.

'Till my next installment.

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  1. I just had lunch with my mother and my stalker... We spent the afternoon eating off each other's plates and discussing my fear of intimacy.

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