Little Fockers Jack Byrnes (Jack Burns) Remix Lyrics

February 27, 2011
Just watched the Little Fockers movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert Deniro. I laughed my ass out after the movie. Yeah, especially after the movie was over, while the credits were rolling. I got to watch the Little Fockers Jack Byrnes remix! Haha! If you missed it out, watch it via the YouTube vid below:

Google's a wonderful tool Jynxie Cat. Don't tell anyone that I'mma do a search on myself.

Little Fockers Jack Byrnes Remix
Closing Song Little Fockers

Byrnes / Jack Byrnes / Father in law my father in law

Byrn Byrnes / Jack Byrnes / Can't have some drugs, obsessed with sex

Byrnes / Ja Ja Ja Jack Byrnes / Not not not gettin` up not

Jack Byrnes Ja Ja Jack Byrnes / Talking about sexual frustration

Byrnes / Obsessed with boobs / He could breastfeed his grandson

Jack Byrnes mamamanary gland / Couple of tugs off off think himself

Hey Focker I got nipples (Whoa!)
Hey Focker I got nipples (OK)
Hey Focker I got nipples (Wow)

Can you milk / Can you milk / Can you milk me?

Circle of trust goes round and round (Jack)
Circle of trust goes round and round (Byrnes)
Circle of trust goes round and round (Jack)

Oooohhh hello

Hot little number he's got named Jynxie (Hey)
Hot little number he's got named Jynxie (Whoa!)
Hot little number he's got named Jynxie (Wow)

Jynxie cat Jynxie cat I love you
Du du duuuuuuuuuu!

The God Focker.

Hahah! Now you know the lyrics of the Little Fockers Jack Byrnes Remix! Play the video and sing along with it!

Jack Byrnes Remix lyrics listed by yours truly. It's hard to write, especially because you need to listen to it by ear. Anyway, please feel free to share the lyrics. Have fun!

'Till my next installment.

Pokemon Flora Sky Final Version and Walkthrough Guide Download

February 24, 2011
Update: I just updated the Pokemon Flora Sky Walkthrough link. The guide is now in English and in the Microsoft Word .docx format.

It's Pokemon time again here. If you remember I previously posted about Ciro's Pokemon Maker and made it available for download. Now I'm going to talk about a fantastic Pokemon Emerald-based emulation hack for the PC and the PSP – Pokemon Flora Sky.

What is Pokemon Flora Sky you ask? It's an edited version of Pokemon Emerald in which a new story is laid, new pokemons – coming from Generations IV and V – are to be caught, and where a whole new land is to be explored. I've been playing it myself and it has my approval.

It's kind of difficult to play, because even if you do a level grind on your Pokemon, the city Gym Leaders and your opponents would always be near or around your level. Sheer strength aside, a little bit of strategy would also be needed.

Pokemon Flora Sky features:

• Gen IV and V Pokemon, including Legendaries
• New storyline
• Day and night GUI
• New map, town, building and tree sprites
• New Pokemon Center options

Recently, Pokemon Flora Sky's final version has been released. It has lots of major and minor bug fixes, considering all the previous Pokemon Flora Sky versions were incomplete betas. So scroll on down below to download the Pokemon Flora Sky Final Version:

Click HERE to download the Pokemon Flora Sky Final Version*

File name: 1986 - Pokemon - Emerald Version (U).gba
Size: 32MB
Status: Scanned, 0 security concerns found
Format: .gba
Files: 1

*Note: The ROM you will be downloading is titled "1986 - Pokemon - Emerald Version (U).gba but it is already UPS patched to be Pokemon Flora Sky. Just paste and play.

And seeing that this Pokemon game is relatively new, you can't avoid getting lost on quests and prerequisites. So I'm also throwing in a Pokemon Flora Sky walkthrough guide to assist you in playing through the game.

Click HERE to download the Pokemon Flora Sky Walkthrough Guide

Anyway, you can play Pokemon Flora Sky right in your desktop, but if you have gPSP installed in your Playstation Portable you can play it in there too.

With regards to cheating your way through Pokemon Flora Sky, it's possible through Ciro's Pokemon Maker. See, every new Pokemon sprite you can find in Pokemon Flora Sky has an existing equivalent from its base, in this case it's Pokemon Emerald. It's just a simple matter of changing the Pokemon sprites and cry, but its general code is the same all throughout. For example, you have Charizard in Pokemon Emerald. Here in Pokemon Flora Sky that same Charizard's sprite and cry has been replaced with Torterra. So basically if you use Charizard Pokemon Emerald modifier codes and apply it on Flora Sky, your Torterra will be modified to your liking. The only problem is, you have to find which Pokemon in Flora Sky is its equivalent in Emerald. Go figure.

Credits to Sky and the Pokemon Community forums for creating and spreading the Pokemon Flora Sky Final Version. And of course me, for redistributing it in patched download.

'Till my next installment.

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Cheats, Hacks, Tips | Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Infinite ACME Coins

February 23, 2011
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? is a new Facebook game based on video game franchise Carmen Sandiego.

The basic premise of the Facebook game lets the user or protagonists become agents of the ACME Detective Agency, who attempts to thwart and capture V.I.L.E. ringleader and former ACME agent Carmen Sandiego. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? initially focused on teaching geography and history, though it later branched out into mathematics, English, and other subjects.

Now, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? is still in Facebook beta which means there's nothing plenty for it yet with regards to cheats. It would be very wonderful though if one had a means to access the infinite acme coins cheat. Imagine the rate of the crimes your character would solve when it has infinite acme coins!

Anyway, here's a couple of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? tips for Facebook:

How do I solve a case?

1. Choose a case.
  1. Select the cases on the Chief’s desk, and then select a case from the top row of the grid.
2. Enter city locations to receive clues.
  1. A location containing a clue is indicated by the bouncing magnifying glass icon above the location.
3. Solve clues .
  1. City Clues point to the next city where the crook traveled.
  2. ID Clues reveal traits or features specific to the crook you’re chasing.
4. Identify the suspect.
  1. Use the warrant screen to select different characteristics based on the ID clues you have received.
  2. Once you have narrowed down the suspects to one remaining, click on the suspect and issue a warrant from the suspect’s profile that appears.
5. Travel to cities.
  1. Use the city clues you receive to identify the next city in the chase.
  2. Click on a city on the World Map to travel there.
  3. Keep traveling to cities until you find the crook.
  4. Make sure you have a warrant before you arrest the crook in the last city, or they will get away.
6. Arrest the crook.
  1. If you have deciphered the clues, issued a warrant, and found the crook’s hiding place, you can successfully arrest them.
7. Solve more cases!

I can't decipher the clues. Help!

Of course, solving cases takes lots of brainpower. We need some help every now and then. So to ease your Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? burden, here's something:

With regards to City Clues, you can always seek the help of Google or whatever your favorite search engine is. You can even copy and paste the exact clue on the search bar. Next thing you know, poof! Clue solved.

With regards to I.D. clues, well, you should just use your judgment. Don't pick randomly though. Just search for those differences, no matter how subtle. Then take a pick.

How do I get more ACME coins?

You can get ACME coins by solving special missions or by loading up with Facebook Credits and then later converting them into ACME coins. Or, you could wait for an infinite ACME coins cheat for Carmen Sandiego once the game goes mainstream.

Stay tuned at this post for updates on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? cheats, hacks and tips.

'Till my next installment.

Tips on Buying Internet Marketing & SEO Products Online

February 17, 2011
I'm a regular visitor to Internet Marketing (IM) and SEO sales pages and I'm not in it to purchase anything, no sir. I'm just doing it out of curiosity. See, I believe 99% of all IM products out there is bull, the remaining 1% works. So if you're that potential IM buyer looking for ways to make money online and earn decent amounts using IM and SEO products, hold your horses. I just want to give you some tips with regards to buying these IM and; SEO products online.

A huge promise 99% of the time means a garbage product

I'm sure you've been to at least one sales page which says "Make $XX,XXX in 1 week!" I want you to know you've been had, at least if you purchased one. In my 3 years of scouring the IM world for people who genuinely and authentically earn 5 digits in a week, sad to say I haven't found one yet. Maybe there's Shoemoney's 6-digit Google paycheck, but that was from an era long gone, plus he didn't earn that in a week.

I suggest you stay away from products like this. If you're new in the game maybe it'll help you learn a few things, nothing you couldn't find in the internet for free, and in the long run you'll get frustrated because the product's "Earn XX,XXX a week!" promise didn't deliver. Even if you could get a refund, it's quite irritating and sometimes you'll wait for a really long time.

The "Only 500 149 37 copies left!" pitch means that this product will be available for months long

I hope you don't actually buy into that crap. This sales pitch, contrary to logic, sometimes dupes people into panic buying a digital product. They'll really think it's a limited sale and would move double time to buy a copy. See, one reason internet marketers do this in their sales pages is exactly for the hype and for the impulsive purchasing. They want to make you believe that their product is so special and exclusive that only the first 500 or whatever number purchasers could get their hands on it.

Truth is, IM marketers want all the money they could lay their hands on. Selling their rehashed product in a limited basis for them is like stealing candy from a baby, cutting it in half, and returning the other half to the baby.

Watch out for flowery testimonials of random people which probably doesn't exist

I had this experience way back with an IM marketer who identified himself as Rip Cord. I thought, "What the? Rip Cord? Really?" I literally burst to laughter because this Rip Cord moron apparently can't think of a better name. So check that okay? Make sure the seller of the IM product actually exists.

Anyway, if you've seen a couple of IM sales pages on the internet, you'll be familiar with this:
Hey Matt! Great product! After using the MoneyBurgerMakingMachine2000 I actually made quite a lot of money! I'm not actually sure why you sold this in the first place, but I'm glad you did! I hope other people buy this product as well so they'll be able to enjoy the 10 grand I'm earning a month!

John Doe
Riiiiiiiiiiight. Would it help if I said that the sellers wrote those sweet lines themselves? Hey, on the internet, you could be whoever you wanna be. You sure you wanna buy a product from a person who fakes his own product testimonials?

And even if the persons giving the product testimonials were real, chances are they're in it for the "You scratch my back I scratch yours" principle. In short, they're doing it for future favors. IM marketers at some point will be willing to be associated with one another for favors. They're like "I'm going to promote your product so next time you do mine okay?"

And even if the persons giving the product testimonials were real and they're not into the favor thing, chances are they're compensated. I've yet to see genuine and authentic testimonials anyway. Oh, I remember. There's lots of genuine reviews and comments for the WA forums and Dan Brock's Amazon product. My mistake.

Watch out for the sales page itself

IM people are now making more and more convincing sales pages. They'll put real life pictures of checks amounting to $X,XXX  from 2001 in their sales page (probably from a loan), put Google Adsense Earnings screenshots amounting to $X,XXX (which can be faked online faster than you can say cheese), ridiculous Clickbank Earnings of $X,XXX (which is also faked), show themselves sitting in front of a mansion or standing in front of a Lamborghini Gallardo to show how rich they've become in using their product (which I can do too if not for my camera-shyness), heck they'll even use legitimate organizations just to pump up their product's ante!

The very best example of all the things I've said above is this website: CLICK HERE

After reading the bull post and all the bull comment on it, scroll down to the bottom-est part and read the fine print. Haha! They even used pictures of CNN and BBC! What a sham! Now tell me, is this something you want to buy?

Another red flag: Dialog boxes which say "Are you sure you want to leave this page? You'll get a $20 discount if you press "Cancel" on the following page." Stay away from those, they're desperate to sell you their hideous product.

Be a skeptic. Ask yourself "Why do they need to sell their secret if they're making $XX,XXX a month off the internet?"

This is the final nail to the coffin. If these IM gurus are making five to six digits a month from Google Adsense or Clickbank, why do they need to sell their products to you? These guys, they sell their wares for $47 a copy and they say that they sell their products to help other people make their dreams come true. Oh come on. Really?

Let's take a product that has $47 for its selling price. If a thousand people bought this product in a span of  three months, the seller would have $47,000 right? But what's $47,000 in three months if he claims that his product makes him $50,000 a month? That's $150,000 in three months from using his product against $47,000 he earned from selling his product. See? Why does he need to sell his product again?

So in short, the seller of this product would be as broke as a rat if it wasn't for you buying to his ridiculous claims. They really don't earn what they say they earn, that's why they constantly churn up new IM products. So that if one gets old and loses its selling power, they create another one and claim that its better than the previous one, thus their stable internet income stream.

So with this small but helpful nuggets of income, I hope you don't buy yourself fraudulent products that promise you nothing but crap. Make sure you check all the red flags above when trying to purchase an SEO or IM product online.

I do want you to realize that making money off the internet is truly possible. It's just that you don't even need a single one of these IM products to make money online, although some would be of help. All you need is to download a few ebooks here and there, read a lot, and apply all you've learned.

'Till my next installment.

Matt Bacak Won't Stop Sending Spam & Junk

February 17, 2011
A couple of months ago I subscribed to Matt Bacak's and Alex Sultanic's Mass Money Makers (which has received lots of genuine negative reviews BTW, Bacak intentionally using his Clickbank account on his video as a "real" example that his system works for one) just to check what's up. Apparently it was the worst subscription of my life.

See, Matt Bacak sends me spam non-stop. He has yet to part anything of value in his junk mails. Everytime his three-hundred gajillion strong automailers send something, it's either he's selling rehashed SEO crap or he's selling rehashed SEO crap. And everytime he has this ridiculous parting line like "It's killer" or something.

The worst part is, I've unsubscribed a million times from his automailers and yet he still keeps on it. Is his "unsubscribe" option broken? Or maybe he's missing something like the "We respect your privacy" clause?

So here's a big fat middle finger to Matt Bacak for still sending me his garbage. You've been in the game for a long time now, everybody has associated you with bad products. So stop sending me garbage.

Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together [EUR] CWcheats

February 16, 2011
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together is a Japanese tactical role-playing game created by Quest.

The game was originally released in 1995 on the Super Famicom in Japan and then re-released on the Sega Saturn in 1996 and the PlayStation in 1997. The first game in the series, Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen, also appeared on these consoles, but featured dramatically different gameplay.

A remake of the game by the original development team was announced in the July 22, 2010 issue of Weekly Famitsu for the PSP with the new title Tactics Ogre: Unmei no Wa. The game was also confirmed for North American and PAL region releases, under its original title Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together.

So with that quick history check on the game, enjoy the Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together [EUR] CWcheats below:

_S ULES-01500
_G Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together [EUR]
_C0 99999 Goth
_L 0x202D8438 0x0001869F
_C0 MAX Skill Points [SP]
_L 0x10D85AC 0x0000270F
_C1 *May freeze your game*
_C0 Max Stats
_L 0x10E3A778 0x000003E7
_L 0x10E3A77A 0x000003E7
_L 0x10E3A77C 0x000003E7
_L 0x10E3A77E 0x000003E7
_L 0x10E3A780 0x000003E7
_C1 *May freeze your game*
_C0 Max Stats 2
_L 0x10E3A768 0x000003E7
_L 0x10E3A76A 0x000003E7
_L 0x10E3A76C 0x000003E7
_L 0x10E3A76E 0x000003E7
_L 0x10E3A770 0x000003E7
_L 0x10E3A772 0x000003E7
_L 0x10E3A774 0x000003E7
_L 0x10E3A776 0x000003E7
Credits to Baldassano for making the Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together [EUR] CWcheats.

'Till my next installment.

Happy Valentines Day!

February 14, 2011
Hearts Day, Valentines Day, name it whatever you wanna call it. If you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, a husband or a wife, an M.U. or a fling, this is your day. I wish you the best today. May all go well on your date or whatever it is you're planning to do tonight with your special someone. 

And oh, I'm betting a thousand bucks: Jam-packed motels this Monday. You know what I'm talking about you dirty boy you.

Again, Happy Valentines Day!

'Till my next installment.

Today is Mandaluyong Day!

February 09, 2011
Hey, today's Mandaluyong Day, or more specifically, today is the day this city got liberated from the province of Rizal and established itself as an independent locality.

Once upon a time, Rizal was an all encompassing province. It owned the majority of cities here in the Metro: Mandaluyong, Marikina, Pasig, some parts of Quezon City, and etcetera. Some genius decided to slice the Rizal province up to city-sized chunks and make them cities. That's why sometimes in you can see Mandaluyong City still being recognized as a part of Rizal in non-updated internet websites or boards. So now you know.

Anyway, the Mandaluyong City Circle (which houses the City Government Office) will be closed at 1PM this afternoon and will be unavailable to all vehicles. All traffic from Makati, Pasig, Manila and from other cities as well will be diverted to somewhere.

There will be lots of festivities during the day: some bands are going to be playing music on a huge stage. I'm sure there's going to be parades too. Some food maybe. And of course a special appearance of Mayor Ben Abalos. Unfortunately I'll be staying home. It's too hot outside.

Happy Mandaluyong Day!

'Till my next installment.

RISQ Tickets 60% Off at!

February 09, 2011
Today’s Deal: 60% Off on Guaranteed Admission to the RISQ Grand Summer Fashion Show! Tickets at P200 each with a FREE Cocktail Drink. (P500 value)

Fashionistas, trend-setters, and lovers of a great show, this deal is for you! is very excited to bring you RISQ Grand Summer Fashion Show, which will gather together the country's best young designers to present their summer creations.

On March 4 at the World Trade Center, 10 young designers will reveal whether they can take their place among the country’s best fashion experts. It’s a reality show like no other and for a hugely discounted ticket price on you can enjoy guaranteed admission, watching professional ramp models strut their stuff as you make like Rachel Zoe, deciding which look is in and which is definitely out.

Click HERE for more RISQ-y information

At only P200 for regular tickets from the regular price of P500 it’s absolutely worth the RISQ! Each ticket holder is entitled to a delicious cocktail drink.

Discounted tickets are only available on and nowhere else: 60% Off on Regular Tickets (P200).

Enjoy The RISQ Highlights!
* 10 young designers vying for top prize
* 50 professional ramp models
* Performances by Rico Blanco, DJ Funk Avy and country’s top party spinners, The Manoeuvres, and Hotlegs
* Hosted by Joey Mead
* Directed by Floy Quintos

The RISQ Grand Summer Fashion Show will happen at the same time as Go Negosyo’s 3rd Women Entrepreneurship Summit and Expo.

So what are you waiting for? If you don't wanna get left out of what's going to be hot this summer, go to and buy your 60% off tickets now!

'Till my next installment.

Free Level Up! Games Load Part 4

February 07, 2011
It's the month of hearts again and what better way to celebrate the love month than to give out some love. I'm going to do this by raffling away 8pcs of Level Up! Games P50 prepaid cards for free!

Now, some guys have been emailing me, asking me to personally give them prepaid load for their RF or Grand Chase or Ragnarok accounts. See, don't expect me to just hand these precious gems to you. Like I said in my previous giveaways, it's all fair competition. If you luck out, then try again next time. Maybe you should subscribe to my email list. It might give you the upper hand.

Same mechanics like my previous Level Up! Games prepaid card giveaways. Fastest fingers first. Game!

Sequence: Card Number - Pin (P50 Prepaid Card)

PLB1019100145393 0F1IHDQFFF
PLB1019100145392 9G1ODYLIMQ
PLB1019100145390 6J0BLEQDXB
PLB1019100145394 8R6UCLVPEN
PLB1019100145395 7N1UHCIMJV
PLB1019100145387 8V9DJRIEMK
PLB1019100145386 9J4OOOVUWG
PLB1019100145388 8G1SEMQDWW

Congratulations to you if you got one (or in one case, all the free Level Up! Games prepaid card pins). Finally you'll be able to buy that premium hypermart headgear from Ragnarok for your online sweetheart or maybe some fashion set from Flyff for your honey. Just remember to share the love, okay? Say thanks at the least. My pocket hurts everytime I do this you know.

'Till my next installment.

How to Apply for Civil Service Exam (PPT and CAT)

February 06, 2011
It's that time of that year again where people vying to be eligible for work for the government apply to the Civil Service Commission for its Civil Service Exams. Without the Civil Service Eligibility, one will not be able to achieve a regular status while working for the government.

So for ease on information on how to apply for the Civil Service Exam, I made here an easy to understand guide on how to apply for the Civil Service Exam, both for Paper and Pencil Test (PPT) and Computer Assisted Test (CAT) formats.

Paper and Pencil Test (PPT)

1. Secure a copy of the Civil Service Exam Application form from your nearest Civil Service Commission office. You could also download and print out a form from the Civil Service Website. Fill-in all the applicable slots.

2. Get your photo taken, 1.5"x2" (passport size, colored or black & white, four (4) copies) with a full name tag. Your name tag should contain your exact complete name (the one registered in your birth certificate). Bring all four copies together with you.

Very important: The name tag should not be computer generated, meaning you should be holding the name tag (i.e. whiteboard, cardboard name tag) with your hands while being photographed. Photos with computer generated name tags, incomplete names, or no names at all will not be accepted.

3. Bring in at least 2 valid IDs (name, photo, signature) and a photocopy of each. Also carry with you P350.00 for the processing fee of your examination.

4. Civil Service Commission personnel will give you a stub which contains the place where you'll take your exam, the date of your exam, and 2 photos of you which will be later submitted at the exam proper. DO NOT lose this stub.

Civil Service Exam results will be posted online at the Civil Service Commission website and the CSC office where you applied at approximately 1-2 months after the exam proper.


I've seen someone get ejected from the examination proper for being unable to produce a photo with an uncomputerized full name tag. So make sure you bring everything you need.

Computer Assisted Test (CAT)

The Computer Assisted Test is pretty much like the PPT. The only difference is you'll be using a keyboard and a mouse in filling up your answers.

It's difficult to apply for the CAT. You frequently need to visit this specific webpage – – to know when the CAT applications will be open for potential examinees.

Another thing that makes it very difficult to get inside the CAT is its "first-come first-serve" policy. The volume of examinees that the CAT can accomodate is limited up to 700 examinees only. And that's already for the whole Philippines, unlike in the PPT where potentially thousands of Civil Service examinees participate freely.

The only advantage of the CAT over the PPT is its ease of exam format and its 3-hour release of examination results. That means you'll know whether you've passed or failed the Civil Service Exam in exactly under a day.

I tried to apply for the CAT twice, but unfortunately I ran out of available seats literally within 5 minutes. No kidding. Apply only for the CAT if you have a very fast and reliable internet connection. Because once the servers of the Civil Service Commission fill in with thousands of CAT applicants, the CAT application page itself will load very slow, thus effectively disabling you from submitting your application form on time.

For more specific information on how to apply for the Civil Service Examinations, go to the official Civil Service Commission website.

'Till my next installment.

Cignal Digital TV Prices, Channels, Subscription Plans and Promos

February 05, 2011
There's lots of people looking for information about Cignal Digital TV's different cable plans now that it became a lot cheaper and more mainstream. So I listed here all the information you'll need to know about Cignal Digital TV – from subscription plans, channels list, subscription prices etcetera.

But first some info you need to know about Cignal Digital TV:

• There's a 2 year lock-in period for postpaid subscribers, which means you can't terminate their services before the 2 years lapse. Pre-termination fees apply.

• The Cignal Satellite Kit includes the Cignal Digital Satellite Dish, a set top box, one remote control and a Cignal Digital card

• Minimum installation fee of P1,000 applies. May vary depending on location and materials needed.

Cignal Digital Prepaid Subscription Plans

Prepaid Plan 250 Plan 390 Plan 590
Cignal Kit P3,500 P3,500 P8,500
Monthly Subscription Fee P250 P390 P590
Initial Payment P3,750 P3,890 P9,090
Monthly Fee P250 P390 P590

Cignal Digital Postpaid Subscription Plans

Plan 250
Cash 1st Box Additional Boxes
Cignal Kit P2,990 P2,990 each
Monthly Subscription Fee P250
One-Time Processing Fee P500 each
Initial Cash Payment P3,240 P3,490 each
Monthly Fee P250

Plan 390
Cash 1st Box Additional Boxes
Cignal Kit P2,990 P2,990 each
Monthly Subscription Fee P390
One-Time Processing Fee P500 each
Initial Cash Payment P3,380 P3,490 each
Monthly Fee P390
Lease 1st Box Additional Boxes
Monthly Subscription Fee P390
Monthly Outlet Fee P100 P100 each
Initial Lease Payment P490 P100 each
Monthly Fee P490 P100 each

Plan 590
Cash 1st Box Additional Boxes
Cignal Kit P6,490 P6,490 each
Monthly Subscription Fee P590
One-Time Processing Fee P700 each
Initial Cash Payment P7,080 P7,190 each
Monthly Fee P590
Lease 1st Box Additional Boxes
Cignal Kit Non-Refundable Deposit
Monthly Subscription Fee P590
Monthly Outlet Fee P230 P230 each
Initial Lease Payment P820 P230 each
Monthly Fee P590 P230 each

Plan 990
Cash 1st Box Additional Boxes
Cignal Kit P6,490 each
Monthly Subscription Fee
One-Time Processing Fee P700 each
Initial Cash Payment N/A P7,190 each
Monthly Fee N/A
Lease 1st Box Additional Boxes
Cignal Kit Non-Refundable Deposit P1,500
Monthly Subscription Fee P990
Monthly Outlet Fee WAIVED P230 each
Initial Lease Payment P2,490 P230 each
Monthly Fee P990 P230 each

Plan 1290
Cash 1st Box Additional Boxes
Cignal Kit P6,490 each
Monthly Subscription Fee
One-Time Processing Fee P700 each
Initial Cash Payment N/A P7,190 each
Monthly Fee N/A
Lease 1st Box Additional Boxes
Cignal Kit Non-Refundable Deposit WAIVED
Monthly Subscription Fee P1,290
Monthly Outlet Fee WAIVED P230 each
Initial Lease Payment P1,290 P230 each
Monthly Fee P1,290 P230 each

Channel list for different subscription plans

Here's the lists of channels that are available in the various plans of Cignal Digital. It may look confusing at first but just read and digest it slowly.

Just a quick note:

SD - Standard Definition

Here's what you practically watch on your TV set everyday. It's just analog signal transmitted at the airwaves fed to your TV, or on your cable lines.

HD - High Definition

Here's what you're gonna be getting when you sign up at Cignal Digital. Satellites will beam signals directly to your Cignal Satellite dish, thus producing a more crisp video and  audio quality on the channel you're watching. Unfortunately they're only offering limited HD channels, and it depends on the plan too.

Plan 250 15 SD Channels
SD Channels TV5, ABS-CBN 2, GMA 7, QTV 11, Studio 23, NBN 4, SolarTV 9, IBC 13, ETC 21, TBN World, Community Channel, Al Jazeera, BTV, PBO, NHK World

Plan 390 21 SD Channels
SD Channels TV5, ABS-CBN 2, GMA 7, QTV 11, Studio 23, NBN 4, SolarTV 9, IBC 13, ETC 21, TBN World, Community Channel, Al Jazeera, BTV, HBO, Disney Channel, Cartoon Network, CNN, PBO, Viva Cinema, AXN, Bio Channel

Plan 590 30 SD Channels + 2 HD Channels = 32 Total Channels
SD Channels TV5, ABS-CBN 2, GMA 7, QTV 11, Studio 23, NBN 4, SolarTV 9, IBC 13, ETC 21, TBN World, Community Channel, Al Jazeera, BTV, HBO, Disney Channel, Cartoon Network, Playhouse Disney, CNN, PBO, Viva Cinema, AXN, Bio Channel, Star World, Fox, Sony Entertainment TV, Star Movies, ESPN News, National Geographic, NHK World, Gem TV
HD Channels Star World HD, NBA Premium HD

Plan 990 34 SD Channels + 5 HD Channels = 39 Total Channels
SD Channels TV5, ABS-CBN 2, GMA 7, QTV 11, Studio 23, NBN 4, SolarTV 9, IBC 13, ETC 21, TBN World, Community Channel, Al Jazeera, BTV, Disney Channel, Cartoon Network, Playhouse Disney, CNN, PBO, Viva Cinema, AXN, Bio Channel, Star World, Fox, Sony Entertainment TV, Star Movies, ESPN News, National Geographic, NHK World, Gem TV, Fox Family Movies, ESPN, Star Sports, CNBC, Discovery
HD Channels Star World HD, NBA Premium HD, History HD, HBO HD, Food Network HD

Plan 1290 36 SD Channels + 9 HD Channels = 45 Total Channels
SD Channels TV5, ABS-CBN 2, GMA 7, QTV 11, Studio 23, NBN 4, SolarTV 9, IBC 13, ETC 21, TBN World, Community Channel, Al Jazeera, BTV, Disney Channel, Cartoon Network, Playhouse Disney, CNN, PBO, Viva Cinema, AXN, Bio Channel, Star World, Fox, Sony Entertainment TV, Star Movies, ESPN News, National Geographic, NHK World, Gem TV, Fox Family Movies, ESPN, Star Sports, CNBC, Discovery, Discovery Turbo, Cinemax
HD Channels Star World HD, NBA Premium HD, History HD, HBO HD, Food Network HD, National Geographic HD, Star Movies HD, ESPN HD, Discovery HD

Bonus Audio Channels available on all plans

89.9 Magic, 90.7 Love Radio, U92 FM, 99.5RT, 101.1 Yes FM, NU 107, DZRH, GV FM Angeles, 102.7 Star FM Bombo

Interested subscribers must complete the following requirements:

• Valid ID
• Proof of billing
• Proof of income (additional for postpaid subscribers)
• Leasing subscriptions subject to credit requirements

For more information about Cignal Digital TV and its subscriptions, please contact (02)244-6251 or (02)CIGNAL-1. Also check out their website at

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Kung Hei Fat Choi – Happy Chinese New Year!

February 03, 2011
Just want to greet a short but sincere Kung Hei Fat Choi to all Chinese people out there celebrating the lunar new year.

May the dragons bite all of your childrens' heads and bring you prosperity and good fortune all throughout 2011. Be careful of the firecrackers though!

And finally, if you're into feng shui and all, check out my post about the Year of the Metal Rabbit. Happy Chinese New Year!

'Till my next installment.
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